The Safe Hybrid Battery Joke thread !

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The hardware store was having a sale on batteries the other day.
If you bought a battery charger,
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In the hospital, I asked the "charge" nurse
for a phone charger - she was very offended.
Don't even get me started on
the reaction from the "head" nurse.

 

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The Sarge asks for a few minute to charge his Battery ! then,
asks Lil Johnny WHAT T
So; lil Johnny now grown up reports his missing wife is missing to him.
Lil Johnny: "I lost my wife ( Misses Johnny)"
Sgt. " What is her height?"
Lil Johnny : "I never noticed."
Sgt. "Slim & healthy?"
Lil Johnny: "Not slim, can be healthy."
Sgt. "Color of eyes?"
Lil Johnny: "Never noticed."
Sgt. " Color of hair?"
Lil Johnny, " Changes according to season."
Sgt. "What was she wearing?"
Lil Johonny, "Man: I don't remember exactly."
Sgt. " Was somebody with her?"
Lil Johnny, "Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain,
height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken,
he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls,
he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together..."
And Lil Johnny starts sobbing !
Well; the Sgt. says
:
"Lets search for the dog first."

 

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Lil Johnny now an adult is watching Game Day Weekend updates.
Misses Lil Johnny asks him "how's your game "
Lil Johnny answers, " 36x24x36 and touchdown" !

 

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The Meaning of Life Plans !

 

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'China could surprise the world': Al Gore (msn.com)

The pipe dream is thinking a difference is gonna matter !

 

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Why did the 9V battery get kicked out of the Dealerships place ?

Because all the batteries there were 12 or 400V

 

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Off topic but battery corrosion adults Positive and negative !

 

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