Yellow Buddy
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Such an optimist. Let me help even you out with an unhealthy dose of pessimism.I’m hoping the reason my Lariat is sitting in Area 51 is they’re installing software updates to fix software issue pointed out on this site and others (tailgate won’t open, amongst others) or software/hardware issues (the Frunk not opening after water intrusion). I’d rather all these physical and “over the air” software fixes be remedied PRIOR to them handing it over to me to keep me from getting pissed off and having to return to my dealership for them to spend a week or two getting these “new vehicle” bugs worked out.
We’ll, that’s my hope anyway
You’re stuck in Area 51 for QC. They determine there’s a problem and send it back. 3 weeks later it comes back out, solved for the trunk issues. Back to Area 51.
During the 2nd tour, there’s another software recall, your car goes on hold. One week later it’s fixed and ready to ship.
There’s a trucker shortage. It takes 2 weeks to go the 8 miles from Area 51 to the rail yard.
Once at the rail yard, the rail strike happens. It takes 3 weeks to get your truck going on the rails. 2 days in transit to your local rail yard.
Due to the existing trucker shortage it sits at the rail yard for 2 more weeks.
It’s now 11 weeks later, it arrives at your dealer. Bad news, another software recall. Your dealer can’t release it, they need a software fix. Another week.
During that week, your dealer doesn’t plug the truck in, it dies. They spend 2 weeks trying to figure out how to bring it back to life with no luck. They need to send it back to Ford, it’ll go via flatbed.
Due to the trucker shortage, it doesn’t get picked up for 2 weeks, and eventually makes it back to Ford.
Good news! It’s fixed in less than 6 hours, and an expedited flat bed is arranged for the next day to go directly back to your dealer.
From here, it’s a choose your own adventure book, although a very pessimistic one. You can choose only option 1 or option 2.
Option 1: The truck arrives at the dealer and you take delivery. Finally! It goes wellfor about a week, then it rains. You go to hit the trunk button and…it doesn’t open.
Option 2: Unfortunately the flat bed gets into an accident on the way to the dealer, the truck is totaled. Dealer informs you that you will be priority #1 for 2023 ordering.
On a positive note, now that we know what hell would be, anything else would look good in comparison.
I know, I know. You miss the optimistic @Yellow Buddy. But that guy is locked up in a rail car awaiting shipment right now and will not be able to post until he figures out his window sticker, what it means, and when his truck comes.
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