An important conversation...about truck nuts.

[DHK]

As many of us wait for our deliveries, let's turn the conversation to a central element of truck culture: truck nuts. After bed liners and tonneau covers, truck nuts are the next most important accessory. But how does one shop for truck nuts for their electric truck? The mockups circulating around for CyberTruck nuts don't really work for the Lightning, because the Lightning isn't built to be a low-grade 90s video game render. It just looks like every other F150 out there. So then what would Lightning specific truck nuts look like? Typical scrotal design but emblazoned with the lightning bolt? Or perhaps they glow?

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[Tony Burgh]

As many of us wait for our deliveries, let's turn the conversation to a central element of truck culture: truck nuts. After bed liners and tonneau covers, truck nuts are the next most important accessory. But how does one shop for truck nuts for their electric truck? The mockups circulating around for CyberTruck nuts don't really work for the Lightning, because the Lightning isn't built to be a low-grade 90s video game render. It just looks like every other F150 out there. So then what would Lightning specific truck nuts look like? Typical scrotal design but emblazoned with the lightning bolt? Or perhaps they glow?

Hahaha. I was thinking lug nuts until the end - scrotal. WTH cares about lug nuts? Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning.

 

[p52Ranch]

Maybe just hang a pair of D Cell Eveready Energizer batteries from your trailer hitch?

 

[FordLightningMan]

Maybe just hang a pair of D Cell Eveready Energizer batteries from your trailer hitch?

Or hang an Energizer Bunny off the back of the truck, which is proudly and predominantly displaying its family jewels?

 

[DHK]

Maybe just hang a pair of D Cell Eveready Energizer batteries from your trailer hitch?

This is excellent!!!

 

[Mr. Flibble]

Light up Truck Nuts that plug into the hitch power:

 

[GDN]

I'm thinking light up is the only way to go.

 

[Captain337]

Slightly off topic but along the same tasteful mods theme: anyone know where I can get a vinyl decal of an electrocuted Calvin pissing on a Ford logo?

 

[GoGoGadgetTruck]

As many of us wait for our deliveries, let's turn the conversation to a central element of truck culture: truck nuts. After bed liners and tonneau covers, truck nuts are the next most important accessory. But how does one shop for truck nuts for their electric truck? The mockups circulating around for CyberTruck nuts don't really work for the Lightning, because the Lightning isn't built to be a low-grade 90s video game render. It just looks like every other F150 out there. So then what would Lightning specific truck nuts look like? Typical scrotal design but emblazoned with the lightning bolt? Or perhaps they glow?

[checks calendar] nope, not April 1.

 

[GoGoGadgetTruck]

I'm thinking light up is the only way to go.

I used to think that way but now I have a large surgery bill, need to take medication regularly, and am on three different state and federal lists. Plus, I can no longer have children.

wait, wait, there's a context here. okay, um, scratch all that.

 

[Kenric]

My version.

 

[Pod]

Winner

 

[Jseis]

I'm thinking light up is the only way to go.

Must be blue until truck paid off.

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